ltdave
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Post by ltdave on Sept 19, 2010 7:32:35 GMT -5
50° Fahrenheit (10° C) · Californians shiver uncontrollably. · Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) · Italian Cars won't start · Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0° C) · American water freezes · Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) · New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. · Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) · Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. · Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C) · Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice. · Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) · Ethyl alcohol freezes. · Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C) · Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. · Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) · Hell freezes over. · The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup __________________
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